A cracker story from work this morning - I've just pulled into the office car park, and the security guard is chatting to one of the inspectors. As I approach them, the inspector points just beyond my head.

Not initially realising what he's pointing at, I look back, slightly bewildered, and ask him what he's on about.

"Not very observant, are you?" comes the reply, "I'm pointing at that big ferry sailing down the channel. I'd love to be getting on that right now..."

At this point the security guard chimes in - "Oh, I thought that looked like a big B&Q..." - to cries of derision from the two of us. Until you take a second look at the logo at the top of the ferry and realise that it's actually quite close to the B&Q logo.

So, is the next 'wave' of shopping going to be floating shopping centres? That would be cool...